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When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!
umbrhella:

davidisbeyonce:

invokes:

windspray:

rebel wilson is my idol

am i the only one who is jealous of rebel

im jealous of zac tbh

me 

ca-lb:

thedingledodies:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

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basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption)

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